old perv 1: Have you checked out Rubmaps.com?
old perv 2: What’s that?
old perv1: It’s the site we go on to find girls that will service us. $100 a handjob, $200 for everything.
old perv2: Nice..I call escorts from Backpage or Craigslist.
old perv1: They’re on their too!
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